KWIIEE!

<for your own sake, you may want to stop reading now>

Way back when I was young and stupid (as opposed to now, being older and stupid), probably around 19 or 20 years old…I remember driving with some friends to go see the midnight showing of  Spike and Mike’s Sick and Twisted Animation Festival in Costa Mesa (I think).

Somewhere during the ensuing barrage of penis and barf jokes, bambi and Godzilla, and No-Neck Joe clips, was this awesome little short that was a stop action done on a typewriter that went something like “primmyteetoota urm sku mu po gif mo KWIIEEE!!!”  This little skit stuck in my mind, filed away with all of the other good lines from movies that get pulled out in the middle of conversations (which most people recognize, and the rest just knowingly nod their head to mask the confusion)…  you know, things like, “We take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure…” and “1.2.3.4?!? The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!”

Anyway, tonight it started snowing again, and Anika and I were all excited to have are 300th snowball fight of the year (defined as she picks up snow, and throws it at daddy) when I blurted out KWIIEEE!!!  Once I got her to sleep, I started poking around on the internets and not only was able to come up with enough correct search terms to find the website (http://www.primititootaa.com), with the correct spellings, history, original poems, blah, blah, blah…  but also was able to find the video on YouTube (Seriously, is there anything that they don’t have?)

So posting it to my blog so that I will never lose it again

And the full text from http://www.primititootaa.com/ursonate/primititootaatext.html

FFFFFFFF  MMMMMMMM  SSSSSSSS
Bw

Fums  bowo  tazaa  Uu
Uu  zee  Tee  Wee  Bee  Fumms

rakete  rinze  kete
rakete  rinze  kete
rakete  rinze  kete
rakete  rinze  kete

rakete  rinze  kete
rakete  rinze  kete
rakete  rinze  kete
rakete  rinze  kete

rakete  rinze  kete
rakete  rinze  kete
rakete  rinze  kete
rakete  rinze  kete

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  bo

Fo
bowo
Fummsbo
booro
Fummsbowo
boworotaa
Fummsbowotaazaa
boworotaazaaUu
FummsbowotaaZaaUu
boworotaaZaaUu             po
FummsbowotaaZaaUu    po
boworotaaZaaUu             pogiff
FummsbowotaaZaaUu    pogiff

Kwiiiee                    Kwiiiee

Dedesnn  nn  rrrrr  iiee  miff tilff  toooo
Dedesnn  nn  rrrrr
     desnn  nn  rrrrr
          nn  nn  rrrrr
                               iiee  miff  tilff  toooo
Dedesnn  nn  rrrrr  iiee  miff  tilff  toooo
Dedesnn  nn  rrrrr  iiee  miff  tilff  toooo  till
Dedesnn  nn  rrrrr  iiee  miff  tilff  toooo  tillll

Juu  Kaa?

Primiti Too Taa
Nnz  kkr  muu
pggiv  muu
Kwiiiee

Grim  Glim  Gnim          Bim  Bim
Grim  Glim  Gnim          Bim  Bim
Grim  Glim  Gnim          Bim  Bim
Grim  Glim  Gnim          Bim  Bim

Grim  Glim  Gnim          Bim  Bim
Grim  Glim  Gnim          Bim  Bim
Grim  Glim  Gnim          Bim  Bim
Grim  Glim  Gnim          Bim  Bim

Bum     Bim  Bim           Bam         Bim  Bim
Bum     Bim  Bim           Bam         Bim  Bim
Bum     Bim  Bim           Bam         Bim  Bim
Bum     Bim  Bim           Bam         Bim  Bim

Grim  Glim  Gnim         Bim Bim
Grim  Glim  Gnim         Bim Bim
Grim  Glim  Gnim         Bim Bim
Grim  Glim  Gnim         Bim Bim

Ta  Ta  Ta  Ta     Tuie  Tuie
Ta  Ta  Ta  Ta     Tuie  Tuie
Ta  Ta  Ta  Ta     Tuie  Tuie
Ta  Ta  Ta  Ta     Tuie  Tuie

Ta  Ta  Ta  Ta     Til  La  La  La
Ta  Ta  Ta  Ta     Til  La  La  La
Ta  Ta  Ta  Ta     Til  La  La  La
Ta  Ta  Ta  Ta     Til  La  La  La

Til  La  La  La     Tuie  Tuie
Til  La  La  La     Tuie  Tuie
Til  La  La  La     Tuie  Tuie
Til  La  La  La     Tuie  Tuie
Til  La  La  La     Tuie  Tuie

Tui  tui  tui  tui  tui  tui  tui  tui
tui  tui  tui  tui  tui  tui  tui  tui

Primiti  Too  Taa
Nnz  kkr  muu
Pggiv  muu

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee            Bo

Kwiiiee.